Celeb Tar

After a stint in MTV and BBC1, and an appearance in Celebrity Big Brother UK, Lucy Pinder has pressed on to being a weekly scripter on Laid online.

Now aside from her giving our chat-up lines ratings and answering our questions about women, she also will be posting raunchy pictures of herself. And I’ve been waiting my ass off for her new nude photos. Because believe me, after hiding those bountiful hooters for several years, she has undeniably made every guy in the UK ask for more. And while waiting for those new pictures, let’s all savor instead these smoking hot nude pictures of her with those lace stockings still on.

We all know what lace stockings mean, right? That pair of sexy lingerie just asks for an all-night fuckfest. And if that’s Lucy Pinder writhing on the bed for me, I won’t say no.

Who would’ve known that the actress who played the killer cursing girl Samara on The Ring series would emerge as an all-out hot American babe? Daveigh Chase, whose character on the American remake of the Japanese horror flick had scared the wits out of everybody, man and woman alike, is now a full-pledged smoking hot flasher slut?

Just look at that wet bikini-clad body. Those cute perky teen tits just made me feel a certain dampness in the crotch area. Apparently my dick is dying to pop out and give that gorgeous face a splashing facial. You’ll definitely be needing to keep those sunnies on, Daveigh, cause I feel a huge wad will cum through. But you don’t have to start on undressing yourself, let me do the honors of taking that bikini off of you, and feel up that tight wet pussy in the process.

And if you don’t believe that her cunt is still as tight as Lady Gaga’s crazy leather costumes, you can go ahead and see for yourself with these nude photos of Daveigh Chase spreading her pussy as wide as she possibly can.

Gisele Bundchen. Would I still have to write more for an introduction?

This hot Brazilian MILF supermodel who did Victoria’s Secret runway shows was no stranger to baring her silky smooth body in public. Which is why, in a recent photoshoot in St. Barts, she had no problem changing clothes in the back of a van in front of other people and the (God bless them!) paps. Who wouldn’t have wanted to just gang up on those juicy pair of chesticles and rub up that smoking sexy ass? I’ve always had dreams of sticking my penis up that shaved pussy and have her scream and moan in that heavily accented bedroom voice of hers.

And while I massage away my hallucinations, here are some nude photos of Gisele Bundchen changing in public for your eyes to feast on. Enjoy.

Who knew that this Elven-faced beauty is surely a real-life slut? Liv Tyler, most famous for her role as the elf princess Arwen, in the trilogy The Lord of the Rings.

But the soft-spoken elf is a whole lot different from the raunchy naked pictures showing Liv Tyler spreading her pussy out. Who knew that this sexy hot MILF loves cock so much she sucks the entire penis in effortlessly, still looking every bit the lovely woman she is? How lucky is that big perv manhandling a very willing Liv in the sheets?

I would love to have a go at that juicy wet cunt and suck all of its juice dry. Although I’m pretty sure it’d take too long for that to happen. A horny babe like Liv Tyler seems a bit too easy to please, just look at these naughty naked pictures of her writhing in pleasure and you be the judge.

In this photoshoot for Complex’s Dec/Jan 2011 issue, Ke$ha had given us so much to imagine in the revealing interview that went with it.

Aside from getting turned on with guys and their unshaven facial hair and hating men who act like women, this teen pop superstar has also got nothing against having a relationship with a woman. And boy, how smoking hot is that, imagine a leggy sexy blond in tight black latex onesie and black stockings fingering and fucking another pussy? We all have our dreams of being dominated by two luscious women in the bedroom, do we?

But if that’s just me, never mind. You go on ahead and let your penises out for a sterling worship of this juicy scantily-clad body of Ke$ha.

Miley Cyrus is already up and running in her birthday suit for the big one-eight today. Looking very bit the skanky whore that she is, she gave the paps a big day as she strutted by the pool in her skimpy pink bikini.

Just glimpse at how she flaunts that almost-naked body. That tiny waistline just makes me want to wrap my arms around her and rub that body slowly, up and down until I could feel her nipples through her swimsuit as they get harder and harder. And when she’s all warmed up, I’m gonna have her pull out my really hard cock and slide it through her spread wet twat. You know it’s still as tight as her juicy ass.

And to fully celebrate her entry to womanhood, I’ll give her the most awesome facial, one where she’ll have a hard time trying to swallow all my jizz off. How’s that for a birthday gift, eh?

Disney has finally got themselves another slut in town. You gotta thank them for bringing out the skankiest whores in this side of Hollywood. First there was Britney, of course, and then we had Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and now, Miley Cyrus.

Although you have to admit, even before turning 18, Miley was already on her way of fulfilling her pornstar dreams, thanks to the bitches who’s been determining her concert wardrobes. They have clothed her in see through gowns, skin tight tops, lace onesies, catsuits, micro mini skirts and fishnet leggings! All these making a hard on in our crotch area. I just wish she’d magically emerge in front of me and start spreading that tight juicy pussy wide.

I know I’ve had one too many jack offs comprising a scantily-clad Miley. But now I know there’d be more skanky naked photos of her. Just wait and see.

She might have seven evil exes or the uncanny ability to foresee who dies next and how, but I don’t care. If Mary Elizabeth Winstead strips more of her clothes off for me, I’m sold.

Ranking #92 on Maxim’s Hot list 2007, Mary Elizabeth Winstead makes us see that there’s more to that great acting and dancing talents of her. She has also got herself a most gorgeous pair of ass which has taken a lovely shape due to her exciting dance moves. No wonder she knows how to touch her body as teasingly and as sexily. Just take a peek at these raunchy naked pictures of her baring her cunt out for the world to see. I wouldn’t mind stuffing that twat with my dick and pushing that dildo up her ass at the same time.

But these naked pictures of Mary Elizabeth Winstead should suffice for the meantime. I’ll just imagine her sitting with her legs open on top of my precum-drenched dick. Yummy!

Everyone’s favorite damsel-in-distress is at it again. Kristen Stewart, known as Bella Swan in the vampire movie Twilight, is spied out on a lake shooting the last part of the movie franchise wearing nothing but white tight swimsuit and lugging all her soaked clothes in one hand.

You’d have to question where all her co-stars are at, allowing this poor girl alone to fend for herself in the cold. Nonetheless, we at least get to look out for her and entertain all our nasty perv fantasies about her without any distractions except that tight fit bikini. Who wouldn’t want to just trash that piece of clothing off and massage those tiny tits of hers? Or suck on those cute little pink nipples or finger that already wet cunt? I’d love to do it on the lake too, with her screaming her lungs out as I sink my dick in deeper and deeper with every thrust till she begs me to stop.

And you know I wouldn’t pause. I mean, who would? It’s not everyday you get to fuck Kristen Stewart and her luscious bikini-clad body. Now wipe that saliva off your mouth, and that juice off your pants.

Leave it to all those model management representatives to find the fairest face in a sea of people, lure them with a huge wad of money then make them walk on the runway dressed as pornstars and tell them what they do is for the sake of art. Yeah right. Just look at these ass-baring pictures of Ana Beatriz Barros.

But who in their right state of mind gives a fuck about art when you are presented with a stripping naughty Brazilian model for Christmas? Santa may not give her any presents and the dwarfs may have torn her dress off but not to worry, there are still a million of us sleazebags who would take you in for shelter this season. In the condition that you let us sneak a peek in the shower when you take a bath, or even ask us to join, if possible. Although by the looks of it, you seem like the kind of chick who’d gladly just sex us all instead. And you don’t have to be scared when I try humping you on your back and pushing my dick through your tight ass, I won’t add any red marks on your buttcheeks, I promise.

I know how painful those might be, looking at these naked pictures of you. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of that big wicked Santa. For the meantime, you can go ahead and continue your strip dancing for me and I’ll try not to cum early. I’ll try.